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About Me:

My name is John. I'm a 21 year old college student/ guitar player/ sandwich artist. I like people, places, and things. Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to deaf children, and training seals, embellishment may also be at the top.

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Sep 2 2014 12:32 am

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the13thcommander:

der—riese:

the13thcommander:

tupacabra:

neanerbeaner:

tupacabra:

people who say “melk” instead of milk

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I say melk…

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you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

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Sep 2 2014 12:31 am

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unabletofindname:

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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Sep 2 2014 12:30 am

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Sep 2 2014 12:28 am

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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Sep 2 2014 12:26 am

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pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
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an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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Sep 2 2014 12:25 am

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americanninjax:

floozys:

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inspired by x

I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious

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Sep 2 2014 12:24 am

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Sep 2 2014 12:21 am

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neptune818:

sixpathsofbased:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Samsung is taking shots

Oh dang. Clever. Lol

Sep 2 2014 12:20 am

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plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via loweryourexpectations)

Sep 2 2014 12:19 am

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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

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Sep 2 2014 12:18 am

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