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About Me:

My name is John. I'm a 21 year old college student/ guitar player/ sandwich artist. I like people, places, and things. Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to deaf children, and training seals, embellishment may also be at the top.

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Jul 30 2014 2:56 pm

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Me entering any church


Is this american horror story coven?

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Jul 30 2014 2:55 pm

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omg i thought this was a meme at first


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Jul 30 2014 12:07 pm

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Jul 30 2014 1:14 am

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

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Jul 30 2014 1:13 am

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Jul 30 2014 1:13 am

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Jul 30 2014 12:38 am

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drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

Jul 29 2014 3:20 pm

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Jul 29 2014 3:15 pm

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those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then


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Jul 29 2014 1:21 am

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Jul 28 2014 2:44 pm

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[aziz ansari voice] nooooooooooooooo

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Jul 28 2014 2:41 pm

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I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook


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Jul 28 2014 2:37 pm

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